I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.

Looks like this kid grew up and is making sciencememes now.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.

Wow, that is fun!

Ahh! Don’t let the secret of time travel get out!

Maybe that person hates books and likes seeing them locked away in book prison?

He’s really good at sparing no expense, though.

I don’t know what a french pastry has to do with this.

What the hell?

Yes.

They be putting Saddam Hussein in everything these days!

Life, uh, finds a way.

Why is Ronald McDonald pretending to be a doctor?

Bread goes in, brain comes out. You can’t explain that!

Where’s the money Lebowski?

May or may not cause gonorrhea.

That’s exactly what someone who would hide a small Africa inside a map of Africa would say!