ylai@lemmy.ml to Linux@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by stormswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1318
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minus-squarejackpot@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up106arrow-down2·9 months agobill gates controls the weather
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up45·9 months agoIt’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoHe only controls the windows that keep it out!
bill gates controls the weather
It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
he makes them piss actually
Bill Gates is Pissmaster?
like rock and mirty
Aww Geez
He only controls the windows that keep it out!