• Nobody@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    My sister’s baby’s daddy’s cousin’s roommate drank lava, and it cured his cancer. Then, he quit taking drugs. Why does Big Geology support cancer and drug addiction?

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Every time you tell this story you leave out the fact his testicle (yeah he only got one) swole up to the size of a basketball and I think that’s pretty important