I always want to play Queen on my big speakers

I have voted and Harris will win my state. I’m not sure what else I can do except go online, pretend to be a gopher and really get weird, but I doubt that’d sway anyone and I got shit to do

“so I was sleeping normally when all of a sudden this chicken legged toolshed attacks me”

he’s just enough of a thumb that he legit might not know what dreams are tho

didn’t he die already and why not

don’t forget evil wizards

I didn’t know I was sparkly but I’m definitely charm and strange

I’ve been rocking a bowtie for a while, and my wife loves it. Maybe it’s that his were clipons.

https://theonion.com/piss-soaked-tucker-carlson-claims-demon-urinated-on-him-while-he-slept/ ?

sleep paralysis combined with he sleeps with dogs and they have nails. next.

Pretty sure the first will be a thief and scoundrel, (not an aristocrat) just like the last time.

is mostly full.

which seat were they counting?

STOP THE VOTE

they’re getting too good at their jobs I swear

what ours changed to is we’d sit on the porch. we live in a nice warm climate so it doesn’t make much difference if we sit in or outside, but the older kids know if your porch light is on, you can knock. If it’s off, go away.

My neighbor was in his 40s and taught me how to play DOOM back in the 90s. If he hadn’t died of lung cancer he’d be in his 70s now. Like, one of my family’s best memories is playing Rock Band one Christmas, three generations of us all hanging out and taking turns. Games are for everyone.

yes.

remember when the GOP trove got leaked in 2016? I downloaded that shit just to see what they had on me. They were wrong about a lot.

you should probably black out the +4 on your zip code. you doxxed yourself, dude.