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If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician
And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.
Nice dickerdoodle. And whatever the yonic equivalent of “dickerdoodle” is.
Vagingerbread? Pusscotti? Labiakuchen?
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