A shit was fired at her, huh? The shit just jumped right out of that gun?

If only that baby had a gun, it would have been safe from that lone bad apple.

People without fingers, I guess

That seems wildly unnecessary. I can already feel houses.

Narrator: It didn’t.

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

So, exactly what we expected

Zelda would be better

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Well, so is that guy.

I’d vote for the two of them on a ticket

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

Frankenstein was the real monster he made along the way

Frankenstein was the monster. His creation was innocent.