“Fresh”

I’m gonna need you to take about 20% off the top there buddy

You must live in Boston.

No, that’s the Bee Gees.

No

How about you get off your damn phone and pay attention? It’s actually been green for five whole seconds.

It’s the same picture

Mean, median, or mode?

It’s not for removing immigrants.

I know many talented artists that very much do not care for AI slop.

I dunno, the majority of US politicians seem to be fans of Israel’s actions in Palestine and didn’t say shit about China’s Uyghur camps.

Not gonna have to imagine it for long

I’m tired of all this winning.

GenAI is a lazy shortcut for the untalented or dispassionate.

I’m going to steal this

Ironically, I won’t credit you

The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

They don’t think.