• tygerprints@kbin.social
    311·
    11 months ago

    The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you’ll get some disease and get sick. Well I’m an old “apple polisher”, and a case could be made that I’m a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it’s probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down “down there.”

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      174·
      11 months ago

      Not really though. As a gay male I can assure you, nobody wants to eat “poo poo.” Well maybe there are some that do, but I’ve seen depictions of such things in straight porn more than in gay porn. And actually most men probably have some kind of scatalogical fantasies - not all of them of course. But gay people aren’t the only ones having anal sex or doing things “down there.”

      • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world
        151·
        11 months ago

        I was making an old meme reference lol. I doubt many people at all, gay or straight, actually want to eat da poopoo. I sure hope not at least!

        • tygerprints@kbin.social
          62·
          11 months ago

          I remember that meme. I was just being over-explaining as usual. I also hope most people don’t want to eat poo poo for many health-related reasons. Yet I see so much “dung” shaped food these days, candies and chocolate shaped like piles of poo (looking like edible poo emojis) - what are we encouraging our kids to eat when we give them “reindeer poop” candy??

        • tygerprints@kbin.social
          31·
          11 months ago

          I’m gay, and I’m very happy to be gay, but I don’t really get what the term “gay” is about. When I was younger, I was straight, but then I met a guy who was a person I happened to fall in love with, and that’s when I realized what I was all about. I don’t really know what “gay” means other than that I am same-sex attracted, because I’m so much more as a person than just a sexual orientation. For example, I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English, and have spent many years as a filmmaker, and a writer. So I don’t really define myself through my sexual behavior, those some males do and I have no problem with that, to each his own is what I say.

          • g8phcon2@kbin.social
            3·
            11 months ago

            I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English

            Oh you poor baby. You remind me of my college roommate junior year, everyone knew he was gay except him.

            • tygerprints@kbin.social
              11·
              11 months ago

              Your fake sympathy is misplaced and misguided, to no surprise. I’m not poor, and I’m not even all that interested in you or your comments. But, I have said I’m gay over and over again and I march in every Pride parade - it’s hardly a secret, I’m very proud of who I am. If I seem high and mighty, it’s only because I am. I am the great I am - I am the greatest person to ever exist!

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      121·
      11 months ago

      I wondered about that too. I’m a gay male in my late 60s, most of my partners enjoyed analingus - but I never got sick or had any problems, never even had any unpleasant taste or anything. I think people get too scared to try stuff, and that’s too bad.

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      62·
      11 months ago

      Yeah that’s another thing I worried about as a gay male - would that happen, and how safe is it really to “go down” on someone down there. But I never had any problems or any sickness. Maybe I was just lucky and my partners were all very healthy or something.

  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
    420·
    11 months ago

    You guys really gotta stop eating ass.

    I don’t mind y’all enjoying it sexually, we all have our stuff. But this one will inevitably get you sick unless you’re using barriers which we all know you aint

    Edit: y’all nasty. there’s some stuff you can’t clean and I’m not taking about STDs

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      182·
      11 months ago

      My advice is the opposite - you guys need to step up (well - down) and start eating more ass. Don’t let the fear mongers take the fun out of sex and foreplay. Everything people do in that realm could possibly cause illness or might be dangerous - from STDs to causing ruptures in the skin - but that shouldn’t prevent people from having a good time. If people are clean and healthy and showering regularly, there’s no reason to fear anal stuff at all.

      • cryostars@lemmyf.uk
        141·
        11 months ago

        Exactly. JFC how nasty are the asses these people encounter? Wash your asses!

        • tygerprints@kbin.social
          83·
          11 months ago

          I mean, when I was a young man (to be honest as young as 12) I had sexual “fun” with girls in my class (after school, not during!). And I had hetero sex pretty early. I didn’t come out as gay until my mid-20s. But I’ve noticed that with women, often they seemed a little less clean “down there” than men. I think it’s just because females have parts down there that get mucky…(don’t mean to gross anyone out).

          I know people assume men must be gross down there, but most guys I’ve been with are not at all. In fact, not even in the slightest. Maybe I lucked out with really clean guys - but I prefer their body cleanliness environment (?) to that of women. I hope that doesn’t seem sexist, but it probably is.

          • Bipta@kbin.social
            8·
            11 months ago

            There’s no way to know if it’s all men or only gay men this is true for, besides it being only anecdotal.