A Miami Police Department officer has been arrested by federal agents following an undercover sting operation targeting his suspected involvement in extortion activities.
What an idiot. All he had to do was call it “civil forfeiture” and he would have gotten a promotion instead of a criminal charge. If you’re already going half-evil by keeping the money, might as well go full evil by legitimizing the theft.
Also this line:
seven fake kilograms of cocaine
“haha, seven fake kilograms is only 6.5 real kilograms of cocaine!”
What an idiot. All he had to do was call it “civil forfeiture” and he would have gotten a promotion instead of a criminal charge. If you’re already going half-evil by keeping the money, might as well go full evil by legitimizing the theft.
Also this line:
“haha, seven fake kilograms is only 6.5 real kilograms of cocaine!”