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Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work
Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.
the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an ‘uncle joke’
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
Pushes daughter out the door
“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”
“Daaaaaad!”
shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!
- Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
Her dad will think you already have children
So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?
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