Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).
Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.
Almond, cashew, oat, soy…
Those plants didn’t consent, so…
I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.
Euphemistic milks?
So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?
Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.
Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).
Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:
I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.
o_o