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TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.
But yeah, they knew.
I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I’ve gotta find one to help that. It’s so painful during allergy season!
It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.
But where can I get the LEGO pipette.
“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”
I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Edit: it’s for “klopfing” the “schnitzel”. I love schnitzel.
Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!
I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Now you’re just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!
PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜
An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.
If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette
Delete this please
Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.
bad dragon?
Clearly it’s a potato cannon
Man I miss my potato launcher now
My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.
A lawn aerator?
You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…
Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.
Uh… Is in a eppendorf tube…?
First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one
