Are we sure the marine biologists properly understood the concept of wifi when they explained it to shrimps?

Extra juicy since the third bird is another male

Fucking experts hogging the good exotic shi

Computers can spread viruses too ☝️🤓

Me for about a decade before going fuck it and learning a trade

Did they rasp the can over the gravy as a topping?

It isn’t but I kinda wanna travel to Venus now

I have a selection of custom names that I usually choose from depending on genre and the characters appearance. It’s like a mix of self insertion and roleplaying.

In 3 days:

My neigbors are doing this weird fetish thing where one openly shits on the ground and the other one watches from the safety of his shrubbery. What do I do??

I need parasitic financiers to commit mass suicide which is what this holiday has always truly been about.

I wholeheartedly don’t care about any of that. I just go with the flow and give the present moment my full attention.

Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.

i don’t really participate in social media or any of that.

That’s probably the main difference. I spend like 20 minutes a day on lemmy and that’s it. I used to be very active on TikTok and Reddit. Went from a depressed and anxious mess to having a job and being happy and outgoing basically by focusing on what’s in front of me rather than what’s on my screen. Many people stay in their defeatist echo chambers and that’s the only reality they engage with. There are plenty of reasons to be worried but the thing is there always are. Life, society, family and so on have always been fragile. All you can do is enjoy what you have in this very moment.

That’s devious

Yes, among other factors. These were plucked and cut in half straight after or just scored, depending on size. Makes it easier to dry them and to eyeball their weight.

Roblox, Fifa 19, Chinese malware mobile game, Fifa 23, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600.

Jeez and I had such high hopes

t’s better than looking pathetic holding on to what little hair I have just to have it longer lol

100% agree with this part

When you can’t have it anymore you kinda miss it.

Personally I wouldn’t go back to longer hair even if I had the option. It’s just too practical. And the more of them fall out the easier the rest becomes to trim.