I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.
I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.
I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.
Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼
It has been shown than regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
So, everyone reading this comment, please masturbate regularly for your own health.
I heard it activates your immune system too. Which explains why I’ve only been sick once in like 4 years.
Less serious vices >>>>>> serious vices. You’re not hurting anyone. If you really want help I’d suggest professional addiction therapists or something
Imo it’s not a problem unless it routinely gets in the way of your goals or lifestyle.
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If only it were a piped link
It is. You can change the text of the link by using
[text here](link here)Oh god, why does it do that, making the link text be a different valid link is very misleading
It takes the displayed text of whatever the link was (in this case a web address, further down is a comment with “of this” as the link text) and uses that as the piped link display text. Misleading, yes, but it’s due to an understandable issue. Maybe this should be a suggested change.
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!”
I never thought I’d die like this, but is always sort of hoped!
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You made me think of this.
Fuck you, OP, I love you, go fuckin’ masturbate.
Jokes on you, i’m too depressed to be horny.
Say hello to crippling porn addiction
Those are rookie numbers
