I keep my bitcoin in my hardware wallets. Given that I’m anonymous here, no one knows it exists, and no one can take it away from me, and no one can confiscate it because they don’t know it exists, and if someone knows it exists, I can always have plausible deniability with fake amnesia, leave that country, and enjoy my wealth elsewhere.

But bitcoin is obviously a scam. You, smart guys, keep your money in the bank until a bail-in happens and the rich are bailed out with your hard earned money. Be the good boys. I’m the bad, stupid, evil, blablabla guy here, enjoying my financial freedom.