“Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?”
For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!
Are you fucking kidding me with that censorship? Did the Minecraft team write the language filters for this instance?
“Uhm, Karl, why are you in my bedroom?”
It was like that when i got here. But a shiny well polished hook glistening in the daylight raises an eyebrow.
why not have a hanging chair?
What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?
The sex swing mount of course
Actually good lifehack
Its extremely embarrassing when guests continually ask about the ceiling hook.
You say “extremely embarrassing”, but I say “a perfect opportunity” ;3
You hung it during your houseplant phase, but you don’t have a green thumb and haven’t bothered to take the hook down yet
Just say you use it for shibari, that’ll put them at ease.
Just get yourself one of those swinging chairs:
I have one. Its very uncomfortable for sex.
Yeah I didn’t mean to fuck in it, just that there is a piece of furniture that can explain why you have a ceiling hook.
But you can easily exchange it for the sex swing.
In India, it’s surprisingly common to have one(a floating chair)
Hang a planter from it.
Hidden in plain sight, very cunning.
People will still ask question if you mounted 2 fire detector at 1m distance?
Oh, that’s a CO2 detector…
CO*
No, that would be carbon monoxide. Mine is a carbon dioxide detector.
The one on the left is a carbon monooxid detector. The one on the right als. But if you combine two carbon monooxide detectors, they’ll become a carbon dioxide detector!
We are a traditional “one detector per oxide” family!
Modern problems, my friend. Modern problems.
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Idk why mine keeps going off all the time
Find any post-it notes anywhere around the house?
Meh. It’s probably nothing. Just take the batteries out of it. I’m sure it’ll be fine. (/s, in case that wasn’t understood haha)
or radon detector, depending on where you are and what your regional risks are.
Yesssssssss hahahahaha
It’s common here in Malaysia for baby cradle swing or baby bouncer or baby rocker. The hook on the ceiling is attached to the cradle with a spring. Now my mind is dirtied by this meme.
Oops I just realised this is lemmy.ca, this just appears on my feed so I just commented.
What does it matter if its lemmy.ca?
.ca is the TLD for Canada, so they are obligated to apologize
I thought it was the other way around; the instance is supposed to apologize to anotherlemmyuser.
You’re right, I’m so very sorry
Canadians don’t put their babies in swings like that.
They grow them in the mud and snow.Until they’re old enough to man the caboose.
Yee, of course, as is tradition, but they did mention they were talking about Malaysia
You’re allowed to comment on posts on other servers. That’s, like, the entire point of the Fediverse.
Its all good welcome friend
I will say that this is both a benefit and a detriment to lemmy in my experience. You have to pay attention to multiple levels of information.
No, it’s dual use. Few times for for conception, then it’s already there just hang the bouncer from it.
We always just hung plants from them.
That or a Sky Chair, though ironically they kinda look like sex swings on their own.
nobody asks about my hooks… it must be the way i look at them and say, “i wouldn’t ask about the hooks”…
I just hate the hypocrisy of it all
I used to have two smoke detectors one right next to the other. One came with the house, the other was linked to the alarm system.
hey, thats the same model of smoke detector that I have
I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I’m wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don’t even have curtains.)
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