Apparently he didn’t learn the first time and went back for more
It’s people like this that deserve America’s health care bills.
Nobody deserves American health care bills. Nobody.
Agreed. Im fine with my tax dollars going to doctors for practice fixing dumbasses before getting to me.
There are a lot more old people with diabetes and heart disease than dumbasses with broken bones.
That’s a possibility. The guy acted grossly negligent and thus the accident insurance can reduce the coverage and in some cases even deny it completely.
you’re supposed to use a trash can lid to ride it to the top idiot
Mmm spinal compression injuries.
Just decompress it with one of these.
I was expecting one of those Addam’s family contraption, but this is similar i guess.
Second time?
This is a fetish.
Hey, he could just be taking inspiration from Wim Hof.
Ok, yeah probably fetish.
At least his brain is not injured.
But hopefully this knocked some sense into it.
arguable.
I see the jet quite often and think “Wonder what would happen if you jumped in that”
Thanks to this daft cunt, I know now
I mean the jet is about 140m / 460ft high, to give you an idea of how powerful it is
Edit - corrected numbers, thanks!
First actual example of the intrusive thoughts winning. Theyre supposed to keep you from harm.
“20 minutes”? Is that some news show like “60 minutes” but shorter?
It’s a free (money by ads) paper news thingy, which you can read while using public transport. Not very high level press but cheap little articles.
I guess this will always remain appropiate.
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Please somebody find the video
Fucked around and found out.
Twice
I can’t find where it says this was the second time in the article. Can you quote it?
a man in his twenties broke through the Jet d’eau’s security barrier and put his head on the nozzle. He was then thrown violently backwards.
After coming to his senses, the young man tried to hang on to the jet. A gesture which earned him to be propelled several meters high before falling on the slab.
It starts literally 2 sentences in, you can’t find it?
Ah, I read that as part of the same incident. I see now what was meant by twice - not really a repeat offender.
Sounds like he was on drugs/having a psychotic break tbh
Or a concussion/disorientation after the first time.
Or a very weird choice of attempted suicide.
How moist of him
This doesn’t seem like an accident at all.
Lmao awesome
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Is that an accident, though?