• Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Sure, they didn’t unlock the door to tell the person the door is locked, because the store is closed. What a fucking brainfart you having mate?

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Never unlock the door after close, she probably fits in the typical category of inconsiderate assholes who “just want an X,” but this is also a common robbery technique. They’ll have someone nonthreatening knock on the door to try and get you to open it to say “fuck off we’re closed” and the second you do 4 dudes with guns (or knives, machetes, whatever) run around the corner and rush the door.

      Just hit em with the “we’re closed” lipsync and the “we’re closed” international symbol: hand chop moving away from the body in front of the dominant hand side of your neck 2x.

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        2 months ago

        and the “we’re closed” international symbol

        So not 🙅‍♂️ ? 'Cos what you describe seems like “we’ll chop your head off if you don’t leave”.