You picked a single sentence in my reply and ignored the rest.

I’d suggest you go use OpenOffice then. Using an essentially 10yr old version of an inherently collaborative software will be a nightmare.

I find this a weird take.

What about security patches? What about updates to document standards? What about technological advancements such as IPv6, 10bit colors, high res displays? What about bugfixes?

Software is complex and office suites are complex by software standards.