This is triggering me really good. Especially the part about seniors competing with juniors. Has this person ever met … people?

Create a live USB stick and demonstrate it to her, without deleting Windows. Bonus points if you rice the fuck out of it with some kawaii shit for your GF and make Sims 4 work with Wine.

When I have discovered Linux, I did all the ricing with Compiz, until I actually had to get productive …