Because CSR was a mathematician, and in algebra, equations typically have x as the variable of interest. Thats the connection here? Why

Boiled frog

Only prosecuting district attorneys can chose to bring a crimial charge to court.*

*except in north carolina… for some reason they actually let victims prosecute.

I like it when i miss the train because town A’s time is way off from toen C’s time

K instead of ok instead of okay

Peano arithmetic moment