“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”

The feudal system is where the term landlord originated, so kind of yeah

mitochondria… Parasite Eve

Now I’m looking forward to seeing RFK jr testifying before a Senate panel and he just makes everyone spontaneously combust

It’s the state Senate, not the US Senate, so most people will never hear about it unless they actually read the local news. Major events happen locally that actually have an immediate impact on your life and I’ll mention it to someone and usually they have no idea what I’m talking about.

Pedro Pascal

This leads me to think renaming the Gulf of Mexico was because he couldn’t remember the real name and everyone in the room went along with it

So for bears Arctic means land with penguins

Eight legs, seven vaginas.

Maybe they’re confusing Dolph with Kevin Sorbo?

Won’t somebody think of the hopeless CEOs?

Researching who to grab off the street and send to a “wellness farm”

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You’re thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it’s easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.

The virgin Globular map vs the chad Mercator map

Honestly with all the confusion, just print a wallet sized picture of Kobasu to flash and say you’re conducting an official DOGE audit.

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

From now on flashpanda must to refer to flashpanda in third person like Solomon Grundy.

Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.

They did transmutation on a grape