I can tell you that buggering is not how you become a parent.

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This light is very patriotic.

Doppler effect.

Ah, fair enough. I agree with you, actually. I certainly am not in a position to claim the election was legitimate or otherwise.

If we can find definitive unbiased evidence. That’s the difference.

The first part? No.

The second part? More a relief than funny.

Fingers crossed.

Again.

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Then why do they have those mufflers that stick above the car?

I like this and similar gifs.

We three were on the same page.

I saw the comment I believe you’re referencing.

I repeated it to everyone in my life who would be even remotely receptive and they all loved it.

Hopefully the original commenter is proud.

The last time I left a bowl on my porch, literally the first group that came took all the candy and threw the bowl into my lawn. It disincentivized from doing so again.

Also, basically, that episode about the moon.

This sounds like someone quoting the movie Phenomenon.

The teacher’s argument was that if you took seven pencils away from five pencils, you’d have negative two pencils, but negative pencils aren’t a thing.

You could try making the same argument to your bank, replacing “pencils” with your local currency.

Let me know how it goes!

Works well for cans, though, in my experience.

For a while I had a fiber SFP that was amazing at opening cans, too.

If this were the entire question, I’d be confused. Another comment suggested starting from 0 and going into negatives, but my initial response would be “starting from what?” expecting to start at 100 or 77 or something.

However, an elementary school teacher told me that negative numbers don’t exist, so that might be related …

I used to have a Linux laptop at work. I was even allowed to install my chosen distro. Then the IT department said “we don’t really know Puppet or how to manage Linux, but we know JAMF, so you’re all getting Macs now.”

My job satisfaction has gone down since then. However, in more positive news, they did end up giving away the old Linux laptops to the employees when they moved office.