The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

Nah, it’s like St Patrick’s Day. You can get blackout drunk any day of the year, but you’re obligated to on St Patrick’s.

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.

TNT has nothing to do with dynamite or Nobel. It was discovered years before dynamite was invented, however it wasn’t used as an explosive at first. And dynamite is just a mostly stable preparation of nitroglycerin. Nobel didn’t discover any new explosive compounds, he literally just mixed stuff with nitro.

Bruh, Biden getting sucked off by anyone would be world news

In interviews, several Venezuelans who had arrived recently said they had come to Chicago because they had distant relatives in the city or had heard from friends that it had robust social services.

But many said Chicago had become their destination simply because they were offered a free plane or bus ticket from previous shelters, where they arrived penniless and sleep deprived.

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You missed the point. They’re equating an infrequent experience for neurotypical people to a facet of everyday life for those with ADHD.

It’s not about blenders. It’s that folks like us tend to go hard on new obsessions and then promptly lose interest.

That’s not noodles, it’s peanut butter to keep him distracted while a strap a load of strog to his back

You are dead wrong, he is a very dedicated birb

Oh fuck yeah

On my way

Do you want some? Lemmy know in the comments if you want some stroganoff, it might take a couple days but it’ll still be good

Hey pal, you do you

Different stroganoffs for different folganoffs

What’s your address

It’s a dish with beef in a creamy sauce, usually served on egg noodles

And it’s delicious

Daddy chill

There’s actually a very simple reason for this phenomenon. A standard spring mattress essentially acts like a giant mirror, reflecting all sorts of radio waves, including your cellular signal. This can cause interference, leading to a dead zone in the near vicinity. The same effect was documented back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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