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  • So the argument is that it was unfair to sell Infowars to The Onion, because they weren’t the highest bidder - rather, the Sandy Hook parents approved of this bid, and not any others that were higher.

    BUT… Those Sandy Hook parents also agreed to forfeit a portion of their settlement in exchange for favoritism towards the Onion, making that bid the one that would cover the largest number of settlement dollars, which is the primary goal of auctioning off his assets in the first place.

    So good luck arguing against this sale. The Sandy Hook parents have $1.4B worth of settlement dues to work with, and they know that they aren’t going to see most of it repaid in their lifetimes. They can keep conditionally forfeiting money until you’d need to pay hundreds of millions to acquire Infowars. If Elon decided to do that anyway, the cash would go straight to the parents, and he’d be opening himself up to massive liabilities the moment Alex Jones inevitably opens his mouth about Sandy Hook conspiracy shit on X.


















  • We listen to them all the time. We hear the right’s grievances. How on earth are we supposed to work with people who believe in complete falsehoods?

    “Transgenderists are cutting off little boys’ dicks and telling them they’re girls”

    “Haitian immigrants are eating people’s pets”

    “Planned Parenthood is performing post-birth abortions”

    “Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are full blown Communists”

    “Immigrants are destroying the economy by taking all the jobs and not paying taxes”

    “Antifa burned Minneapolis and Seattle to the ground”

    “Democrats run open borders and let illegals vote”

    “Sandy Hook was a false flag to take away our guns”

    “The 2020 election was systematically stolen by Democrats”

    “The all powerful superhuman deity in the sky personally endorses my political party/candidate and the opposition are literal demons”

    “Demons, spawned by Democrats, are attacking conservative TV hosts in their beds”

    “Hillary Clinton run a sex trafficking ring out of D.C.”

    “Hunter Biden’s laptop”

    “Central Americans are invading America to rape our women”

    What the fuck are we supposed to do when this is what the right presents us? These people literally pissed and shit all over the capital when they lost the 2020 election. Are we supposed to humor these shit stains?