Maybe it’s like those Facebook posts where you tell Mark Zuckerberg that he’s not allowed to profit off your photos.

My games on Next Fest! It’s called Game Over, it’s a rhythm-combat RPG and the demo is basically a stand alone free game with its own story. Please try it!

You stay away from my crumbs, crumb grabber.

But why wouldn’t a rival company just start up and sell the cures? Not all pharma companies sell insulin.

My understanding is that the current PM is sympathetic to Putin, and that the assassin was complaining how PM was dismantling the free press in Slovakia.

Metroid II : Samus Returns. It gave me literal nightmares as a child. I swear it had jump scares in it.

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I don’t know why, but I really didn’t enjoy it. I like pretty much every single critically acclaimed game there is, but Disco Elysium bored the hell out of me. It was basically a visual novel with this clunky split personality disorder thing going on. The humour was pretty “so THAT just happened” which explains why it got so popular with Redditors.

Idk, I played it until I got to some group of union workers arguing on some big wall before I just couldn’t stomach any more.

Well it’s not arbitrary is it. Any quantitative measure of maturity is definitely correlated with age.

Your “very mature” 15 year old is either an outlier, or an indictment on your ability to ascertain maturity.

“picture of COVID test”

Hmm this IS mildly infuriating.

What is the definition of ethical? Can killing something that doesn’t want to die be considered ethical? Does “but they’re yummy” work as a valid excuse to violating the definition of “ethical”?

Un-normalise the word normalise.

Am I missing something or is this really the bare minimum of a joke? Is the only “comedy” here that tan is also in the word tangerine? You could rearrange this and have cos lettuce instead, right?

It was a joke Mark. A Christmas joke.

I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

In Australia.

I exclusively drink dog milk, it’s actually sweeter than dairy.

It’s a bit sad when you have to keep immediately taking the puppies away from the female dogs and they sniff around and search for them for months and months, howling and barking.

But it’s a whole lot cuter than cows when you kill the male dogs (because they don’t produce milk), it’s cute seeing them wag their little tails right before the bolt to the brain!

Plus dog milk is better for the environment! Not as good as plant milk, but the idea of consuming plants is “ick”.

Oh it’s a reference to a comic strip where the main character runs to a hospital to find his wife has miscarried.

The strip gained infamy for changing the tone of the comic so adruptly. Look up “loss comic”.

The joke here is that the shapes represent the different characters in the strip, there’s a lot of abstract jokes in the same vein

Damn, no Metroid Prime 4 again.

Yeah to me it tastes like a chlorinated pool, but I still like it.

I miss typing “you”, pressing tab and having the search bar change to YouTube search. And there’s lots of websites that supported that in chrome.