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tetris11@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What habit do you possess that seems very normal to you, but would seem odd to anyone else?English
2·4 days agoI sometimes play that sentence game in my head where you can’t repeat the same word more than twice, and must instead string together the longest consecutive collection of unique words - plurals permitted - for fun purposes
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What habit do you possess that seems very normal to you, but would seem odd to anyone else?English
2·4 days agoSo that you can climb up the drainpipe onto the second floor, suffocate the janitor and take his clothes, and then proceed to assassinate the lead celloist during the second movement of the Chanconatta Vol. 5 by dropping a chandalier on their head.
tetris11@feddit.ukto
News@lemmy.world•Secret Service shoots armed suspect near White House after brief lockdownEnglish
2·11 days agoThere arent weapons in the future they can practice with, all they have are the sims and those don’t exactly behave like real weapons
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some of you are too young to know what this isEnglish
6·12 days agooscillating doormats
alright explain
Kerosene mixed with summer jasmine. When you step onto the tarmac and the humidity hits you, and those two syrupy fragrances mix
Mmm.
Along with Arthur Brown’s Fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHtePuz13U
“You say evasion, I say avoision.” - Kent Brockman
Slice the pepper thin and curl each strip as a halo around some of the barley corns. Use honey or ketchup to hold shape, and then throw into the saucepan with butter, until crisp. Douse with water. Then open up a packet of crisps and dump the lot inside, shaking throughly. Don’t do this too long or the plastic/foil might melt/burn. Serve on a plate with chopsticks
Learning to never be in view of the letterbox, that maybe having friends over isn’t okay and then letting them go as they quickly learn you can never reciprocate a house invite, avoiding the neighbours eyes, glancing wearily at each car that drives past, diving into books because anything else is too loud, …
I can go on
It’s the underground club scene in the Matrix, you can see Trinity in the background talking with Slenderman
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Unexpected Spanish InquisitionEnglish
3·1 month agoInteresting, thanks! I find it weird for it to be assigned to a buffer variable if no initial fixed size is given
tetris11@feddit.ukto
politics @lemmy.world•Men with higher IQs are less conservative, study findsEnglish
1·1 month agoThoughts:
You have to be in a position of power to make meaningful change.
To rise to such a position requires sacrificing some morals and breaking a few eggs.
The higher you rise the more wealth you need to punch up to accomplish your goals from those who don’t respect you.
As the richest person in the world you now need to fend off all detractors, keep your frenemies happy to stop them turning on you, and use your power to finally make meaningful change, through several layers of lost perspective and forgotten empathy
tetris11@feddit.ukto
politics @lemmy.world•Men with higher IQs are less conservative, study findsEnglish
3·1 month agoI’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a lussy picker.
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Unexpected Spanish InquisitionEnglish
9·1 month agomake([] [] byte, 0)Does this make a double nested byte array of size 0?
As in, every element is made up of two iterators (adjacent cell, and then the nested cell), but the first element doesnt exist yet?
HE FEEDS ON TIME
Franzbrötchen
Agreed, and get it from the train station. Fresh batch every 10minutes







more people need to make pornos, it’s a rite of passage