The other day I felt a shooting pain on my hand out of nowhere. I look down and it’s a wasp. Fucker broke into my house and stung me outta nowhere. Bastard.

I like casetify. Stylish, protective, and MagSafe works. Might be a bit overpriced though.

Prob related more to animal crossing tbh. Every woman I know who has a switch loves that game.

I always start my graphs at -1

He’s prob talking about people being racist about the new assassins creed protagonist being black? If so I totally agree with him.

I mean most (if not all) classic games had instructions on how to play the game in the manual.

Dutch isn’t real

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I like android but iPhones are just better communication devices. Period.

Saw him on family feud of all places and he is indeed not fat anymore. Still goes by fat Joe though I believe.

I would try it if it supported Linux, but it never will so…

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I’m bottomless

As long as you don’t use the sd card slot

He just did

I’m stroking right now too

First pictures of him sleeping now he has a TLD