“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
Is evolution a joke? Everything turns to crab.
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“$3,000 setup to play a game from 2010.”
I have an RTX 4070 that I’ve been using to play Half Life. I’ve owned my copy for a while, but have never played it.
Drives my wife crazy lol
I’ve been running Half Life for the first time recently. I’m only a quarter century late.
I was walking my dog around the yard last night. We don’t have any lights in the backyard so I always go out with a flashlight. Pointing it at the ground, I could see them emerging by the dozens.
So anyway, the flashlight gets put up for a few weeks.
Fun fact: Neptune was discovered on 23 Sept 1846. It takes 164.8 Earth years for it to complete an orbit, which means that the first full Neptunian year since discovery happened 12 July 2011.
https://www.space.com/12249-neptune-completes-orbit-discovery-1846.html
Pluto won’t do this for another 154 years.
Bees are all midwesterners confirmed.
The only time I forced Linux on anyone was when I gave my youngest brother a free laptop a couple years ago. It’s the laptop I had in college in 2011. It has a Sandy Bridge mobile Core i7. It’s too slow to run modern Windows. I told him he’s free to install Windows, but I don’t have a license to give him. For checking emails and web surfing, though, it was enough, and running Linux wasn’t going to give him trouble with that. To my knowledge (and to his credit), he still runs Linux on it.
Because she’s Sharon the road.
Quicksand was never a problem for me, but growing up on a farm, soft mud was a common occurrence. Good news is you can pretty immediately tell when you’re walking through the stuff and can just…turn around. Worst that happens is you lose a boot, and that genuinely sucks.
But it’s not the kind of thing you step into and you’re up to your knee in 2 seconds.
Don’t forget how we killed like fucking everything.
A badge I wear with pride.
Maybe if the manufacturers would make good, affordable small trucks, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Show, don’t tell. The author also broke that rule in Panel 5 with “sex change occurs sounds” written off to the side. We see the 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮. Clearly, that means the sex change occurred in the context of the setup. We get it, dude.
Some parrots can have very long lifespans. Like if you wait until you’re 30 to get one, your bird might outlive you.
I was considering a Scion FR-S, but the vraaaa-AAAAAAAAAA sound that VTEC Hondas make is such stupid fun.
But if I had the money, a new BRZ would be cool as hell.
My wife bought me the matchbox car as a “just because” gift about this time last year. It wasn’t even 3 months later I got the full-size model. So now I keep the matchbox in my car. I’ll put it on the cluster like this when I go to my local cars and coffee as a little easter egg for anyone who looks inside.
She stuffed a few others in my Christmas stocking. I love them. I’d love to have the real things, but I don’t exactly have the warehouse to store or the salary to insure them all lol
I just keep it in the glove compartment unless I take it to cars and coffee. Then I’ll put it on the instrument cluster.
Mint and Kubuntu are great for newbies. Ubuntu is also great, but the community hates Ubuntu these days so be ready to get replies criticizing Ubuntu or your choice to use it. It still makes a lot of shit really easy.