A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.
Pluto the streaming service
That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.
Does anybody actually feel safe because of the TSA?
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
That’s why you blame someone else instead.
Joke’s on you, I used Kazaa.
I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.
It’s usually a bad idea to mail cash.
Drugs Are Really Expensive
I got stroganoff on my jeans.
Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?
I’m looking for a bird that goes Backstreet Boys.
Going to HR to get fired, yet another meeting that could’ve been an email.
Where’s Garfield when you need him?