They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

Warn trump to not overread? He doesn’t even under read.

I know representation is important. But why do the Karen’s get a disproportionate amount?

I’m sure people with opinions become more clumsy under dictators. Mitch will probably fall out a window.

Kevorkian, besides being dead, acted out of a sense of morality. Nothing could be further than Trump’s intention.

Sure. Just don’t expect me to get out of bed on your “farm”, Maggie.

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

You mean like Mormons?

You didn’t include any of the dictator on day one promises.

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

His emerald mine slaves may have to eat dog to survive.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

I’m just surprised they could find enough women willing to be in the same room with him.

Randolph Carter

I hope his ROI on this is worse than his Twitter purchase.