Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

Madam Suspicionarson was all they could afford.

I will say that some grandmas know how to party.

Spin up a VM with windows 95 and try again.

Bro I SSH directly into the jpg using Microsoft Paint.

He gets the jaws theme but played on the xylophone.

Someone digging a hole in their yard.

Classic Terry

It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

And then the humans will have showers where they shall sing for us for free! (Evil spider laughter)

Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

(Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

They rollie. They pollie.

Do not the French onion soup.

Massive mathematical explosion

Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.