Like humans, there’s a set of more or less mandatory vaccines.

It’s when you reach an industrial scale of factory farming that animals are pumped full of shit just so they make it to adulthood.

He’s a domestic terrorist.

Because if you don’t create division, how will the billionaires get even more rich?

He has the best syphilis, a smart doctor told him it’s the best syphilis he ever seen.

Wouldn’t be the first time they used the paid actors conspiracy

“Remember that day?” -> 5 pictures of my cat sleeping in boxes

That could be literally any day since I got them you stupid phone.

I’m 40 years old and I can assure you there is no point in my life where I would have scoffed at being invited to an ice cream event.

Ice cream is cool, man.

What actually happens is that some random power tripping TSA agent decides to annoy the fuck out of people he doesn’t like, and when challenged he is protected by this rule.

Insurance fraud.

Also a water fountain is better for cats than the traditional drinking bowl.

Pretty sure the Coral is only for AI detection

What blue thing?

Right? People who are like ‘lol men r dumb’ are the dumb ones. It’s a social experiment, now a Saw puzzle.

They feel guilty about it and lash out on other people to make themselves feel better about it.

I just rip them off. It’s a straight up pointless thing designed solely to annoy people while providing no benefit whatsoever.

People who defend that kind of shit probably believe that plastic straws were going to be the downfall of humanity.

They hired you, didn’t they?

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they’re quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.

It’s actually ‘ouaf’

Yes

Even with my old ass body of a guy who barely exercises, I still have the strength to twist off the tiny retaining plastic bit.

Everybody has issues, what’s yours?