Report the inappropriate lack of groping to HR.

No one thought the woke agenda would go so far as to mandate same sex butt touching on all movie sets, but here we are.

The potential consequences

Pretty lame, basically just giving lifetime achievement awards to a bunch of beloved elderly actors rather than basing the awards on the shows and performances in question.

Sure, why would election coverage not be news?

This will cause me to torrent the Amazon shows I want to watch even though I’ll likely still have access to an Amazon account to watch them on.

This is why the alien entity in the Expanse was called the Protatomolecule

Lately I’ve just been rewatching the final episode of the previous season before starting a new one. I’m a little lost in that episode but by the end I’m following along, and it’s usually an exciting finale episode that gets me excited to watch the next episode.

I’ll forever be in mourning that Signal shot themselves in the foot and stopped functioning as an SMS app replacement

Wow it may get rid of those annoying alerts too? Win-win!

I need something in between this and a Kindle. I don’t want to build my own electronics, I just want to buy them from somewhere without sketchy ulterior motives for how they’ll use their control over my device.

I assumed the piracy sub would be a safe space for this sort of thing

It is true that there’s now a big gap in the canon for the period after Return of the Jedi and before Force Awakens where in theory Leia, Luke and Han should be the protagonists of the universe, at the front lines against any threat to the Republic, where it’s awkward to tell big stories without including those characters. But that seems like more the role for an animated series where they’d have new voice actors as a matter of course.

Bring back physical keyboards!

This is was France needs Alsace and Lorraine so bad, otherwise his forehead would look absurd.

The way you can tell is games with flawed but sympathetic depictions of socialism are made by socialists, while capitalists either don’t include any socialists or have them as generic villains.

Vaping isn’t bad for you, nor is nicotine really, so what’s the big deal?

Hmm that is too bad. For some reason the fact that I am the one making the demand seems to short circuit that oppositional feeling for me.

When I want to make sure I do something I create an event in google calendar for when I want to do it. So the act of deciding to do the thing doesn’t have to be linked to the pain of actually doing it. Then when that time comes and I get the event reminder I can’t be like “I’ll do it some other time” because this is the very specific time I decided to do it, and if not now when? Not foolproof, I blow through a reminder event or push it back to another time once in a while, but it helps.

In reality it’s just a factor of the difference between a comedic cartoon and live action, but I sort of love the idea of it being an actual cultural difference between the two timelines, with people in the even more utopian lower decks era having gotten looser and wackier.