I think they said it’s Franks turn

LevioSAH

Sat with a couple friends, heavily under the influence of mushrooms, and watched fireflies across a newly planted tree farm field.

I’m pretty sure the three of us each took our own universal truth from that night but in that moment I was pretty sure I witnessed the fireflies riding some sort of universal wave, like gravity and they would jump from wave to wave when they blinked.

Anyways. I miss being young.

Or shrooms. Maybe I just miss those…

I wouldn’t without a mediator and if he refuses a mediator I’d honestly wager his intentions are more than apologizing for how you were treated.

Nobody owes it to you to believe what you say either, but they offered you the chance to back up your words.

Granted they weren’t nice about it, but shit for shit leaves everyone covered in shit.

I used to smoke, so I’m extra judgey.

Cigarettes

Trump pulled out of the negotiated nuclear deal.

Trump then said they’re so bad for not making a deal.

Trump then bombed them.

There’s no point here where Trump acted right.

Army or Air Force

Why he’s using the marines ya big dum dum

My ex wife made a claim that I hit her. She thought it would help her win the divorce.

Officially I have to check the box on forms saying yes I have in fact EVER been charged with domestic violence.

I’m the only person involved with a memory of the event she made up, because I have to maintain records of it and charges being dropped and everything. For work.

Investigators ask me, I have to say yes. I describe the situation and what happened and they give me the side eye “yeah sure ok, wife beater” and then my ex-wife doesn’t even remember the situation.

The good news is I have sole custody of our child. A judge saw the real of it when it mattered.

He was Sikh.

She doesn’t even know what she’s racist against.

Gabagool over here

Which is strange because in my world where the govt pays for my work they own all my work as I make it.

It’s “weird” how the big boys get different rules

The AI code my “expert in a related but otherwise not helpful field” coworker writes helps me have a lot of extra work to do!

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And a very good Opabinia to you too

Classic Opabinia

They only go and meet saws guy because of the intel from Luthen.

They wouldn’t have gave a shit had they not been told something was going on.

I used to be part of the anti Apple club.

I have tux tattooed on my chest, literally.

Tech tribalism (the Apple hate club) is dumb generally.

Yeah idk my Apple TVs have been hands down the best set top boxes of any that I’ve tried.