The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

Guess I have to murder cancer to be fully mature…

If they’re trying to win over young male Trump voters, they should be playing CoD.

Butthead’s a Lefty?

Nintendo started off making playing cards, that’s why their logo is a [Remainder of comment removed due to Cease and Desist]

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for… Four, I think? Yeah, four… phones…

an add every 5-10min that lasts from 5-40s. Who the hell can actually enjoy a movie or a TV show in these conditions?

Everything comes full circle…

As a kid watching TV, about 30% of the runtime of a show was commercials. Us old people are used to that kind of advertising presence, hell, people used to watch the Super Bowl specifically for the commercials!

Not saying it’s a good thing, just saying that the corporate CEOs of today grew up with it, so it’s “normal” to them.

There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?

“The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but we’ll tolerate them while they kill the right people.”

I think higher numbers would lead to reform on its own. When you’re scraping by at the bare minimum, a lot of stuff gets overlooked just to maintain numbers.

More cops would make it a lot easier to have better standards, and raise the average competency level.

It’s to create the illusion that there’s more cops than there really are. Same reason behind take home cars.

My city of about 300k people has about 30 cops patrolling at any given time.

Harris will likely have every GOP voting against everything she tries to do

So exactly what happened when Obama was president?

Look at the Affordable Care Act vs Obamacare (yes, it’s the same thing- tell that to the Republicans), or the handling of the supreme Court while Obama was president.

Bipartisan compromise went out the window with a brown man as president; a brown woman having the potential to be president is already making their heads explode.

Pending sentences and the weight of inevitably.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Cancer!

Stage 6 is when you’re too important for meetings, and if you show up to one everyone is terrified.

I heard it takes a super genius to do that.

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

Got it. Canada needs a feral water buffalo population.

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

How do I volunteer as tribute?