newtraditionalists

Seriously. I feel like a stone cold asshole, but holy shit what the fuck were they thinking? I am struggling to scrounge up any sympathy for such an outrageously stupid decision. People truly think they’re special, and act like they have plot armor. Very sad, but not surprising.

Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don’t you? It’s OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don’t betray you at all. Look how good you look.

If only you possessed the capability to read what you wrote as an outsider. So weird and culty.

First, thanks for such an enthusiastic, detailed, and entertaining write up! Not to mention educational! I, too, adore beans and eat them alone as a lunch often. May I suggest Rancho Gordo beans, I swear I don’t work for them lol but getting to try all the amazing varieties they have has been so delightful!

I mean, that’s great! But what happens to his army of degenerate war criminals? They just unite under some other scumbag? Hopefully, he was arrogant enough to leave behind no indication of what to do in an event like this, and they succumb to infighting. We can dream, I suppose.

Edit: spelling