Zing and ZING!

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there’s some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don’t blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn’t a love story, it’s karma, and you’re guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it’s only August after all.

You’re on your own kid, -T

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy…

Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)

There is nothing sexual about it I’m afraid.

Random hot take, I’m at least grateful that my wife and I use an app that none of our friends use. Removes the “oh shit did I send that to the wrong person” panic.