Oh, Scrum has a manifesto now? Where is it?

Or you meant the Agile manifesto, that Scrum breaks half the items and does nothing about the other half?

Scrum is not about any of the things that Scrum proponents claim it’s about.

Specifically, it’s not about agility, it’s not about velocity, it’s not about quality, it’s not about including the “customer”, and it’s only about a kind of transparency that has absolutely no impact on the final product.

But yeah, it’s about some kind of transparency.

This is something that only the Judiciary can declare (by failing to do anything), so I think it takes more than a few weeks.

But the Executive sure is working towards it.

Human-like written communication.