I wouldn’t bet that he ain’t cheated on all his wives.

I hope you have the most boring elderly years - filled with procedural crime dramas and dry toast with cottage cheese. And absolutely no thinking about anything remotely fun!

Right-wingers only actually being right about anything when they “think” they’re grossly distorting the truth for a “joke” that ain’t ever funny… where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, everywhere. Like, it must be day that ends with a Y or something.

Men on the internet have tried to argue me into accepting that I am threatened by trans women. I still don’t get it.

I’m all for stomping out fascism, but I gotta say… saving people who want others fed to the leopards isn’t even on my list of reasons why.

Attention

Well yeah, I mean… since when isn’t it expected for Trump to be weird?