Particularly given that I suspect for a decent chunk of that 14%, “action” means something more along the lines of “whinge on Facebook until I get uninvited to Thanksgiving”.

Will buffalo wings be next?

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Tbf, I could ENTIRELY see a circumstance where Trump “fires” him anyway, Vance doesn’t step down, Trump ignores this and proceeds to pick a new VP even though he technically can’t, and both Vance and new guy spend the remainder of the election desperately trying to get orange senpai to notice them.

Starring Orangey Dork’ness Dementia Ravin’ Don

“You called about our first available room?” “No, I said your WORST available room”

Plot twist, that’s who Trump was actually trying to get but there was a misunderstanding when he asked for “that guy with the fucking cushions”.

Well, I would presume not for very long anyway

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Similar to how no one in movies shuts the door when they enter a building.

Also people in video games rarely use blankets in bed (though this one is becoming less of a thing as graphics improve).

Honestly it’s probably in part BECAUSE OF the damn early Christmas decorations that Halloween stuff has been expanding earlier into the fall/summer. Because by mid October you have to wade through a sea of holly jolly bullshit to get to it. Anyone with an issue with the early Halloween stuff, go take it up with Christmas for trying to annex October and not staying on their fucking side of the 31st.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/candlejack

He mentioned Candlejack, that’s

I want a ‘Korm’ shirt now

I worked in a worker’s comp adjacent field for a while. The majority of injuries in police were absolutely vehicular in nature. Second place would be “was trying to chase a far more physically fit suspect on foot and fell/pulled something”, that happens waaaay more frequently than you would expect.