I used to play Faery Tale Adventure on Amiga. The anti-piracy was code phrases around the edge of a paper map.

Not UNIX-like, iOS is real UNIX.

I’m probably biased because I worked in Utah long before they ever came to Colorado and I’ve been to most of their “flagship” stores. If there’s a choice I’ll pick Maverick every time.

Also, I was pretty sure I was going to be jumped by a mob because I wore a K&G hat to a restaurant in OCC in the early-mid 2000s. The anti-Kum&Go sentiment was insane back then.

They started in 1959, and are from Iowa. K&G is okay, but Maverick is far better in every way.

Yes, the THREE-trillion dollar, 50-year-old company that figuratively just prints money is going to become so desperate that they will abandon their extremely profitable business model to become… an ad agency?

The absolutely irrelevant reference to a vague PR line in Googles old corporate code of conduct was a nice touch, though

While you should probably fix your router, there are some workarounds that can work. If you have your own domain, cloudflare tunnels are really great. Similar option that doesn’t need a domain but requires a VPS or other hosting with a public IP is just a WireGuard tunnel to your service.