I also choose this guy’s dead complaints.

Ben Shapiro took notes in a Barbie movie.

How much are billboards these days?

too tough for dolls

Either that or he doesn’t want people to know what he does to them.

Did it say “help, we’re in Skegness!”

Never heard of the US Institute of Peace before. The word “Orwellian” gets thrown around a lot these days, but that name really is up there with various ministries in the book.

“Yeah it’s just this really obscure 90s band from Seattle that no vapid 25 year old girl such as yourself would have heard of. Sad story actually, the singer blew his brains out.”

What I wouldn’t give to see Patrick Bateman hacking Jared Leto to death while ranting about Coldplay.

I was once suspended for making a dumb dick joke, something like “that guy must be hung” (it made sense in context, stupid sense, but sense nonetheless). This was reported as a threat of violence or whatever. I appealed, explaining that I wasn’t wishing anyone to be hanged, merely suggesting that they must have a large penis and got my account back.

Meanwhile racist dogwhistles and rampant transphobia abound with little consequence.