If this happened to me I’d probably propose right there on the spot.

There were signs all over my hotel in Thailand prohibiting the consumption of durian on the premises.

Good partners of any gender want equality, emotional vulnerability, good communication, and mutual support.

Shitty partners want gender roles. When you have a realistic view of the world then you understand that people have flaws, strong points, and layers of complexity.

The good news is there are plenty of good partners out there. The bad news is that the only way to really firm up what you want, offer, and need, is trial and error.

I’m a man in my 30s and I fucking love her music.

I really don’t give a squirt of piss about her as a person but she consistently makes music I enjoy listening to.

I’m no tanks but like… china seems stable. They’re innovating, getting shit done. And the is… well. Hardly surprising that the tides would turn this way.

It rolls over the glans.

So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.

I’ve always found a great way to deal with disappointment is to just eat razor blades dipped medical waste until the disappointment fades away. Hopefully they can give it a shot and it works for them too.

This brings me back.

I’d thoroughly learn everything I could before doing a drug, so I could use it responsibly, and then proceed to use it in as reckless and irresponsible fashion as possible.

Ah. To be young again.

Not again :(

Depends on the instance really.

What a poopy doodoohead

If I had a nickel for everyone I found this inside candy then I’d have more than $5.00 which is pretty fucking odd.

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No. No, I don’t think I will.

Currently on day 197.

Whoops.

I’ve said too much.

I replaced all the voices in the empire strikes back with my voice and all the faces with my face using ai. It’s kind of janky but it is hands down the best use of AI ever and if you disagree with me you’re wrong.

Google should go fuck itself.

Fuck useless pile of shit masquerading as a company. I flush more useful things down the toilet every time I take a shit.

No, really?

Fuck you. How dare you? Merlin has to die.