Ah Manage Engine. Lots of full featured products that are roughly 75% complete.
Ah Manage Engine. Lots of full featured products that are roughly 75% complete.
The kind of place where “backups” means playing Russian Roulette with one set of old ass tapes, if you’re lucky.
If you’re not spending half your day testing vacuum tubes one at a time, are you even a real engineer?
I know I’ve got a punch card sorter around here somewhere.
This is one reason why I don’t think I could ever be president. Or in politics in general. Making ethical compromises almost becomes a necessity. At the minimum, you’ll inevitably find yourself having to make decisions that involve choosing from a list of bad options. I have a hard enough time doing that in my personal life, much less for an entire country.
True, the employee(s) here need to be across every aspect of the business, including cleaning the toilet and talking to CEOs and CIOs, not to mention do the accounts, chase debtors and write code whilst maintaining a sense of humour and getting enough sleep.
AKA “Rockstars” working in a “fast paced environment”
Tarantula Hawk
Wasp equivalent of an A-10 Warthog
Captures tarantulas in a way that resembles Tony Soprano disposing of a body
Doesn’t know what the fuck you’re staring at and doesn’t really care enough to stop what it’s doing
I don’t think I’ve seen this meme template before. I like it
Also trickiest step to liberating Kuwait.
A repressive regime that becomes less repressive during a global pandemic is highly suspicious. Gotta keep up appearances.
Forgot “Pasting it into a Word document”.
“Let’s see what happens when we give these mice food coloring.”
Twenty minutes later…
“Mother of God…”
Bringing back Gnutella.
The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.
“…If there’s a problem writing your data, you’re fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?”
“If that’s what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it’s a great design.”
Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.
That works when you have access to a SQL database instead of a bunch of massive CSV files.
And at least at my workplace, a lot of work processes use poorly-designed Excel spreadsheets for critical tasks, because it’s such a simple way to manipulate data.
I also find that when I need to do more complicated data analysis, Excel starts to become limited, and I find Python to be a more powerful and flexible tool.
Capability is a double edged sword. Any tool that is capable of doing something is going to be used by someone to do that thing, regardless of whether it should be. Excel gets abused and used for things that it shouldn’t be frequently in corporate environments because of its capabilities. I can understand being frustrated by that.
I use Excel for reporting and analytics because it makes manipulating and visualizing data very easy. Especially if you know what you’re doing. No need to write a UI or worry about portability between workstations, etc. At the end of the day it’s a tool. A very capable one. Like any tool, it’s not the right one for every job.
Lol. Don’t bother asking Chat GPT for help. You will get so many completely wrong answers. At least the answers will be formatted nicely. Complete bullshit. But easily readable bullshit.
Not nearly good enough to make me give up Quicken but it is nice to see some more self hosted options popping up.