What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.

The richest, most inept, out-of-touch, needs to be put in his fucking place douche.

That happened in the 80’s.

This is the part where you find out.

Actually an airlock with a hard vacuum on the other side and a red button would do lovely.

Oh wow you’re so sensitive that you reported that poster who dropped a c-bomb on you. It was memorable, I upvoted it, and I still agree with the original sentiment.

Weird that you got away with implying oop was an asshole. You’re somethin’ special there, my Twinkie.

Why not pay everyone fairly instead of incentivizing further corruption through bribery? I’m definitely not going to dispute that they should be paid for the quality and quantity of results generated in terms of legislation…

IMO government work should be volunteer, but you get your clothes, food, and living expenses paid for our of a set budget. You take no salary and accept no bribes, you live in “Government City”. Essentially your finances go null entropy while in office. You do a good job? Public likes you? Private sector likes you? You’re top of the list for top paying jobs when you step down.

But only AFTER you do the good work we need leaders to do for us.

There’s only room for one Tucker Carlson in this world, my astoundingly-persistent-in-his-attempts-to-just-be-asking-questions friend.

All these yokels are like badly cooked souffles that eventually deflate into a soggy, somehow-grosser-than-before mess. As gross as Alex Jones was during his run, watching him come apart was even grosser. They’re all rotten on the inside and it’s like watching overripe fruit splatter when they hit rock bottom.

I really get why some people like gory, bad, cheesy horror movies now.

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Fucking lol.

Heigh ho. Have another downvote! Collect enough and maybe you can get a discount on that sanewashing detergent. You’re using it at an alarming rate.

Cool but since you’re such a smarty, you know that Harris is not the head of the current regime, so only a fucking idiot would think that voting for her is tacitly giving a pass to genocide, and only a colossal idiot would think Trump is a better choice, and only a titanic idiot would abstain from voting in such a consequential election.

Since you didn’t bother even to gloss over the basics I assume you agree. On account of how very very smart and clever you are.

Pff. Who brought the new guy right? It’s getting to the point you can’t have Sunday afternoon baby BBQ and skull football game anymore. Whats happened to us these last few years?

Meanwhile, our timeline’s Galvatron analogue is never around when you need him.

Does the receipt of cash-money dollars not release dopamine in your brain or are you simply being willfully obtuse with this contribution?

I got it to run on the cube of butter in my kitchen once. Oh sure, it works, but the performance wasn’t as smooth as the medium might suggest and the waffles were terrible.

If you look closely

Holy fuck that is funny. As though an analysis of factual information were even in the realm of speculative potential for the republican brain.

He’s clever. It’s a great joke.

I mean, I was vomiting in stanzas when I read this…

Coolz, coolz. Didn’t know who this was before last week, super looking forward to this being the last bit of information I ever learn about them. Way too much look at me im relevant to actually be relevant. Should anyone care what any celebrity endorses?

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