4. He has no sense of irony.

You know when you’re looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about “As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we’d often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal…” before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That’s it. That’s their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he’s a helluva spy.

He’s so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn’t bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to…not take Kiev at all.

So: I’ll say what I want about Putin. He’s a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don’t elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn’t we have Bill Nye?

Sigh. There’s always at least one of these things in every thread.

I spent 120$ last year on fushias that were ignored

I caved and got a feeder when it got near freezing and one of them was making a fuss in the tree in my back yard, and it needs refilling every 2 days now, so I guess no accounting for taste…

Like a fat, orange, clueless, uncool Fonzie

You’re a bad egg, Vance! Let’s pray.

Hosanna! Praise Rang Dipkin!

Sisyphus would look on and thank his good fortune.

Don’t let’s ignore the searing hatred us gen xers have for this living example of retrograde evolution.

Who are these ice cream hating fools?!

Siemens furniture.

Arguably, a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cows digestive tract makes more sensible commentary than Rogan.

I think he means they only matter when it supports his position in an argument.

Or talking about it ad-FUCKING nauseum.

Man, you can barely recognize him anymore with all the facial scarring.

Those leopards did their work well.

Because it is simple and understandable.

Because it renders their grievances in the petty light they need to be seen in.

Because it hits a nerve for them.

Because it disempowers and dismisses them.

Because it’s not overtly combative.

But really really because it is true.

You are no longer bound by the contract, freeing you to not tolerate their behavior in return.

An important perspective here is also: by not agreeing to the terms of a social contract the other party is, in fact, forfeiting their right to be treated as a signatory to contract, and any implied protection that accompanies it. When I frame it like that it feels less like I have a license to actively be hostile in response to douchebaggery of the right, and more that they have opted to stand in the douchebaggery lineup.

6 in one, half dozen in the other, but I like putting the responsibility on them for a change.

Literally everyone is originally of African descent, or did you seriously not know or understand this? Even white dude me.