Damn right, im slutty with all the genders now

Stupid compulsive heteronormativity, Gadget should have been my bi-awakening but noooooo i probably just like fixing things :/

I saw this watching QI yesterday! Baader-Meinhoff got me seeing rat sex pants everywhere

Such a piece of shit that Nestle said ‘don’t talk to us in public’

But seriously, she’s such a pick me for the hateful vote.

Yeah i had that realization when i lost my job and actually caught up on sleep- if i get at least nine hours of good sleep a night, all the time, and don’t live in constant burnout, i have almost no symptoms.

I’m sick from trying to live up to their standards. I’m just a sleepy critter, not a broken person ffs.

When people around me complain about being worn out, i cheerfully remind them that we’re about the only critters that don’t just fucking REST when we’re TIRED.

Why the FUCK is it normal to down stimulants ‘like an adult’ instead of napping?

I’m narcoleptic, and I’ve been defending my need for sleep my whole life- but mostly, its me reminding people that I nap when my body feels fatigued, like every other mammal I’m aware of, and perhaps I’m not the unusual one.

Just live the principals and you’re already a congregant, my child

You too, Detective

Lmao

I don’t, i suppose

Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

I’ve been halfheartedly saying I’m going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one’s soul. It makes more sense every day.

No Shit!?

Validating af. Thank you :)

Yeah my first sentence is an oft-mentioned story because I rarely spoke at all, then said “please pass the margarine” at a family dinner.

Never tested though lol

Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

That’s a factor sometimes, but plenty of people are just genetically nearsighted.

And if anyone wants to know, you’re right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask