The guyliner really brings them out, and I think he thinks that’s good

“It’s a tragic day, four days into the school year,” Gahler said at a news conference.

Fucking grim

It’s not like staffers from the same campaign working directly under the head guy at the moment assaulted a female army officer or anything, don’t be ridiculous

Yeah, right? I have a diagnoses both mental and physical that qualify me as “disabled,” but I haven’t seen a box I get to tick anywhere yet that says “super disabled”

I mean they probably have “Hulkster in Heaven” too!

I think their long-term goal is to just quietly do away with the whole “women being allowed to get an education” thing

Yeah, that was weird how they kept on telling me the city had burned down and shit when I could turn my head 90° and see the skyline same as it ever was, nary a cloud or indeed plume of smoke in the sky

It’s aaaaall coming together, the sinister plot revealed at least, how could we not have seen

Enjoying some hamberders with Melanie

drawing arrows on someone’s minor man boobage

It’s so disrespectful, if someone implied I’d taken estrogen instead of the years I spent carefully crafting my man boobage through sloth and gluttony I’d be speechless

Right? When else do stepchildren not count as kids? Is that really a necessary conversation?

SSSOOOOO YOU THINK THE GOP CANDIDATES ARE “WEIRRRRD” DO YOU?!

Love him or hate him (and make no mistake, I loathe absolutely that abysmal fuckstain) he has an extremely identifiable manner of speaking

“Wolves of Chernobyl” is a song by Municipal Waste, already

but what a way to go, huh? “torn apart by mutant wolves” is a pretty metal death

it sounds like We Need to Talk About Kevin

Saw: Dream Warriors please