Much like this old gem.

https://youtu.be/XIXvbSL83RM

The DNC has a plan for that where they just ignore the vote and nominate him anyway.

Republicans who personally benefit from a specific program think it should be funded and Republicans who don’t can’t see why they should care about anyone else. News at 11.

Those same people on ACA wouldn’t want to fund SNAP or Social Security or whatever else unless they personally benefit. It’s a lack of empathy from all involved, and the the disagreement comes from whether or not it affects them personally.

Whatever you have to do to get through customs.

Netanyahu was indicted in 2019 in three separate corruption cases regarding allegations that he took more than $200,000 from wealthy businessmen in exchange for positive media coverage for himself and his family.

Well that doesn’t make sense.

Turns out those are separate cases. He took money and favorable media coverage in exchange for favors. (allegedly)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Benjamin_Netanyahu

That’s been the case since “some of them, I assume, are good people”.

“Mary Trump is a stone-old loser who doesn’t have a clue about anything,” White House Communications Director Steven Cheung said.

When they include quotes it makes it so much harder to remind myself it’s not satire.

The only moral abortion is mine.

If they even hear about this it will be filed under abstract concepts they don’t care about, like Honduras.

By June, Congress was drawn, largely down party lines, on whether to codify the “DOGE process”—rapidly firing employees, then quickly hiring back whoever was needed

To consider this as an intentional “process” a person has to have zero empathy.

They finally served their purpose of benefitting us by getting rid of something.

In response to the speculation, a spokesperson for Vance told People that Usha is “a mother of three young children, who does a lot of dishes, gives lots of baths, and forgets her ring sometimes.”

Until we start charging cops the way we would charge anyone else, it’s going to be a very attractive job for people that think shooting people sounds fun.

Incoming 3rd panel to bring us full circle.

Statue of Liberty: Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

iCE: OK

“I want to deport some immigrants and I want to punish a D governor. How can I connect those dots in a coherent way? Oh, never mind.”

It’s Dougie Howser’s diary.

“The GOP has no moral clarity right now”

😂😂😂😂😂