According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

“in” your sofa.

You need video proof for that?

They’ll elect him even if he’s confirmed dead. Just out of spite.

Well, how else would Putin give him orders?

Is there a video? I like to watch him get progressively unstable.

As weird as it sounds, the wig on Sebastian Stan looks realistically fake.

Who do You think she meant by “they”?

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

You cannot lose something you never had.

I already did. Would not recommend.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

I must admit that I don’t get, why it’s such a big deal, that Taylor Swift supports Harris. But seeing the meltdown of the right wing grifters does put a smile on my face.

Unfortunately replacing Trump with an inanimate object would only help him, as he does most damage to himself when he speaks.

I’m ootl on this one. How did Gallagher get off the rails?

Not fit to be president again? As if he was fit the first time?

Pretty sure that’s not even all of them.

He should have learned by now. If He wants to use a song, check if it was recorded by Kid Rock. If not, don’t use it.

Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!