Keep your chins up peeps, the kids are a great sign

It’s a peel condition!!!

I don’t care, get this misdirection off my feed worry about prosecuting the coconspiritors

So the kids are going to save our asses? We better back them up…

Sexy

That’s right, its like the new guys don’t even have experience shooting unarmed protesters

I would say your lack of friends is probably more pressing of an issue and likely related to your lack of relationship experience.

I offer you the same advice as for men. Work on friendships before you worry about intimate relationships. Friends can become relationships, but ideally they don’t and instead you meet people through friends who can vouch for you to their friends that your not psycho or a waste of someone’s time.

Ever try hanging out at a crowded bar? Anywhere where you have to show id to enter should help.

Also, do you have female friends? You should be hanging out with them and doing things where you meet people as a group.

Excellent

It’s just a joke bro

Aesthetics? For a military vehicle? It’s not a shitty casino Don, it doesn’t matter how pretty it is, anyone with half a brain knows that focusing on appearance will only make it a worse functional vehicle.

Goddamn it Penny why do you have to be such a BITCH

Man, what an asshole you sound like

A nice Christmas card with a handwritten personal note just saying how much you really have appreciated their kindness this past year. It doesn’t need to be detailed, just an honest and simple recognition and appreciation means a lot.

Axiom verge had such a cool atmosphere. Never finished the 2nd one, not sure why it didn’t grab me.

I was going to not rip off the scalp of your brother and drink his blood-juices in front of you, out of respect you see, but I was left no choice.

I hope that’s not a deal breaker.

I see Baghdad Bob, I upvote.

Unless that grifter is him or his buddies

I agree, it is time for a general strike.

Hell, do it in solidarity for the furloughed federal employees, already a huge portion of my local community is not going to work…

I think this is my favorite comment on all of lemmy right now. Only thing left to do is have an AI commercial made of Slumber Shitter 5000.