This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

What preditor was so fast horses had to evolve to that extent??

Don’t give in to terrorists. Male them eat plain white bread if they won’t eat what they are served.

No jelly. No peanut butter. Nothing to make it better. Just plain white bread or your supper you were served.

Be noisy as hell

https://youtu.be/lWKQiZVBtu4?si=uHnFjwc83PsqaI9I

Best version

I’m calling it now. In 15 years the word frog will be synonymous with cheater

Jfc that’s gross

Axis and Allies?

Why is this posted, much less upvoted?

Who gives a fuck about a polishing cloth? Sounds like a joke.

Sucks to be a Texan, especially one who voted for these shitheel corrupt grifters.

Use your spider-centered language folks!

It should be: Spiders who are temporarily experiencing homelessness.

Sexy

4chan wins every time. And that’s not a positive trait.

Gotta lock those dementors up

Vance clicked on a link for hot CILFs in his area.

I love this. It’s like the apes strong together meme

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

Thomas Young be like: Imma develop a test to put to rest this whole “is light a wave or a particle?” debate.

looks at the test results Oh what the fuck.